Oh no

ellenfanshaw:

ocelot-ebooks:

so there’s a kink where men will give women money and the women later contact them to tell them how they spent said money and the guy gets off on this apparently

wow where do i find these men

(Source: mary-morstans, via omnbvc)

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via guy)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via egbertbiologist)

funkalmighty:

Are you often mistaken for the best Attack/Defend map in Team Fortress? Because you are cp_gorge…ous

(via poopmcdildos)

hotdiggitydogblog:

I have no idea how I’m going to top Max’s 3rd birthday. Obviously it was the highlight of his life. -_-

(via sodamnrelatable)

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

(Source: iguanamouth, via poogie-bear)